When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

Wilt pulled out early...and often.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

NBA fans in the 2000s:

This is the correct take. The Warriors looked to be running out of steam in previous rounds. Their core players essentially added a sixth season’s worth of games in the process of their last five playoff runs. The Clippers and a completely dysfunctional Rockets team both took them to six games. There are no asterisks.…

“The cop” is a pretty evergreen response too

“Draymond Green” is always the correct answer to this question.

I misread that as “My Power Is Not Derived From The Sun” and frankly I’m disappointed that isn’t the actual headline.

What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

Let’s be honest ... It’s a shit comment either way, Fritz.

Are you under the impression that a prostitute wants sex to last a long time? 

They then traded Clyde Frazier to the Buffalo Braves because he was clearly having a cow.

against the White Sox

“The warden and head guard from The Shawshank Redemption did keep the public safe from those criminals.”

In all seriousness, I love these hires for the Lakers and am almost as excited for them as I was when they hired Magic. I should also probably note that I’m a Warriors fan.

As the oldest of three brothers I find it really hard to hype up an accounts manager and a systems engineer via social media

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.

The Rockets: