To hell with the Space Jam reboot starring Lebron. We need a White Men Can’t Jump reboot starring Curry!

He also missed something like three layups in the second half.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

The guy sitting next to the Human Brick can say, with a straight face, *that was a bad shot*

One ding is plenty.  You are cooking something in a microwave. This means you want it as soon as possible.  Anything you forget in a microwave is something you didn't need in the first place.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

This does not jive with my overall outlook and like of both Russ and Kerr. So as far as I’m concerned, you made up this story. And that’s dangerous.

It’s akin to a chronic illness with occasional flare-ups. That’s a good point.

Yeah, none of the reputable basketball analysts are predicting the Sixers to come out of the East. It’s mostly Toronto over the Bucks because Toronto has a better #2-4 and theoretically play a more “versatile” style (even if it’s really just an iso-heavy Kawhi style and a ball-sharing Kawhi-sitting style).  I’m still…

I like basketball

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

Storm Duck has to get through Manchester United MacGuyver. That’s a tough draw. 

And that tantalizing Deicide-Pope Thrower matchup is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

The interminable reviews are destroying the enjoyability of the game in key moments. I don’t mind a quick review, but put a shot clock on the refs. If you can’t tell who hit the ball out after 25 seconds then the call stands. Basketball is inherently subjective, and there are calls that COULD be made on literally…

That reversal of the out-of-bounds call and the foul called on Guy while he clearly was tripped by his own teammate affected this game. Unacceptable refereeing, especially after the missed double dribble in the previous game against Auburn.

D’Angelo Russell making the playoffs while the GALAXY BRAIN front office of the Lakers sits home again is one of the most heart-warming stories of this NBA season. 

He would have lasted longer if he was thinking about baseball.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .