The same kind of people said Doncic was looking slow and fat last summer too

Peter Griffin negotiating for a casket is better than what these Wizards are doing.

The real question is, did he go to a Jays game or an Angels game?

Petered out? I dunno man, going from first to last in one season seems like a helluva wall to me

Deadspin, give this guy a raise

If we’re able to say Steph had two all-stars with him last night, can we also make that case that Bradley Beal had another all-star on his team this season?

What the shit, that’s Jim Treliving with the stone face!

Waiting for instant replay is like waiting for your girlfriend to ‘slip into something more comfortable’ while you lay in bed and try to, um, stay ready

An analysis of this would make an excellent Deadspin article, wouldn’t it?

I’m reading this article right now ... how about Sarver “hiring young folks and trying to mentor them”? 

Lol I love the optimism here

Yeah, ‘Bert is right. Lets stop caring so much about who’s going to be the champ (Warriors, duh) and just appreciate what kind of LeBron/Marc old-man craftiness they can conjure up. Also, Conley on the Spurs?? Yes please!

Wasn’t there a Deadspin writer who did some equally offensive abbreviation for an NBA team? For some reason, Lauren Thiesen and the ‘Tics’ comes to mind ...

That’s what I came to say too

Remember when the Kings fired the only coach Boogie ever got along with? Joerger getting fired by Sacramento seems as sad and inevitable as another Warriors title

He’s playing ping pong

Magary, how can you not accept “2lves” because it’s gross to say, but then defend your “baddddddddd”-ness?

Megan, is there an acceptable amount of human blood that can be in soup?

Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

Moms decent!!!