GnR’s November Rain was the song you only asked the girl you REALLY liked to dance to. From there, you basically had 9 minutes to make your move.

If my grandpa Kasper wanted seconds, he’d just hold his plate up and yell “Sophie!”

Have we all just stopped watching football by now?

What a fucking loser.

I’m a Lakers hater with the best of them but I need em to be good so my hate has a worthy target.

Get him and Boogie a knockdown shooter at the very least. I just watched a doco on Jackie Ryan last night ... he’s available!

Man, same here. He’s to smart and on point to actually hate.

This sucks but can we get a Deadspin take on the real point guard story of the day ... Derrick Rose’s reunion with Tom Thibodeau?

At first glance, it looks to me like Ovy is hugging Elon Musk. Am I the only one who sees this?

My first live NBA memory was when the Raptors did a cross-Canada tour in the preseason of their inaugural season. Zan Tabak started at centre for the Raps. They played the Hawks, who had Craig Ehlo.

My ex wife has a chin just like that. She always looks shocked and appalled no matter what’s going on.

I’d rather get punched in May than knocked out in October ;-)

Lest we forget Brandon Knight’s death at the hands of DeAndre Jordan

The hack-a strategy makes me viscerally angry. I get the idea and legality of it but the rule needs to be changed. Basketball is entertainment and who the hell likes watching a free throw contest by shitty shooters?

Any sport that spends this much time talking about the minutiae of some rule is just dumb

At the time I drew parallels between what he did to Kawhi and what Bowen did to everyone he covered. Both are dirty as hell.

“Maybe just get rid of this one before he destroys the career of somebody who can actually play.”

#dogwhistle

If I really have something I can’t forget, I stuff it in my shoes. If it’s too big for that, I put my shoes on top of it. Can’t leave home without shoes!

Guys who don’t use top sheets probably still spend all night quoting from the first 7 seasons of The Simpsons when they’re on a date.