How about Austin’s you-got-to-be-kidding me reaction, followed by Steph doing the airplane riiiiight next to him at the scorer’s table. Steph Curry is indeed funny.

I saw an interview with Jon Montgomery (Canadian skeleton racer in 2010) where he kind of said he wanted to compete in the Olympics and found a sport with low barrier to entry (compared to, say, hockey).

Mine was early 90s watching a Bulls/Lakers regular season game on NBA with the Prudential halftime report (remember that?). I remember my shock when MJ got called for a foul. I was still so young I didn’t understand that even the best players committed fouls.

Have you been to the NRA website? Fuckin creepy. I just went for the first (and last) time, and I expected to see wholesome photos of happy (white) families. Happy with the safety brought about by guns.

The Warriors are playing straight up rec ball now. I hope they don’t enter the same cash tourneys as I do or we’ll probably lose ...

“Really Kevin? How broken *is* your hand?”

Sweet, potentially a new kid to hate instead of that douchebag pharma bro. He’s probably nice but there is a seed here

So he golfs like Mr Burns? Smithers! Get me an open-faced club. The sand wedge!

Yeah give me seven games of this. Don’t even care who wins, as long as it’s fun as hell.

You got that right. I’m a 36 year old guy watching guys in their 20s play basketball. Just give me the best, I don’t care about anything else.

And Creed? yikes ...

Magic Johnson

Can someone put together a Shawn Kemp dad jokes power ranking? I think we have enough of them now (this one’s awesome btw)

I bet it was Jalen Rose. Something to sit on while he watches Patrick Ewing’s TV.

LOLOL Per 36 is his favourite stat. It’s the only thing he looks at.

Man that’s sad. I got back into baseball after watching him and Lincecum square off in the 2010 NLCS

Fun fact: Over the past few years, my buddy picked Vonleh and Mudiay for ROY. He also once said Bargnani is an all-star. He’s the king of the shitty, loud-mouth hot take. Well, not the king ... maybe a Duke or something?

I’m a Bulls fan from way back when Detroit was still beating them up but yeah, this team is laughably bad. I’m just happy they’re not half-assing their shittiness - I hope it’s historic. Also, I’m a Niners fan so I guess I’m just going to spend this winter playing outside with my lousy kids. Thanks a fucking lot ...

“instead of the 2016-17 NBA season being like every previous edition and possessing the drama of the unknown, it became about something else.”

“I turned last night’s Game 2 of the Finals off before the end of the third quarter. It was boring.”