At this point, I’m hoping that the title of Ryan Coogler’s untitled vampire project is Untitled Vampire Project.

Pretty sure none of us are in position to demean “fanboy shit” when we post comments at io9 considering the source.

It’s not remotely sad and it will come for you too.  

“And I loved you.”

Like, past tense? This made you no longer love this guy?

Because he’s clearly ragging on social media stars, not Timothy Chalamet, and it feels like his tongue is pretty firmly in cheek either way.

I don’t think he’s talking about Timothee Chalamet. I think he means more YouTubers and TikTokers and other such “influencers” who are “famous” because they do a dance or model a piece of clothing.

One of the best jokes in Borat is that Davitian’s belly hung so low he didn’t need a censor bar to cover his gear.

The incidents described last week — where Cohen allegedly pressured Wilson to go nude and told her to stick her finger up his butt for a scene — were clearly inappropriate. I feel a little more mixed about the incidents described here.

imagine reading two articles and deciding you’ll need to buy this book to confirm it was a bad idea to work on the Brorhers Grimsby.

It’s very simple: no money, no honey.

I think we’ll be long gone before AI ever goes away. 

Yeah, she wrote a whole damn book!

I’m not sure it’s so much that we have “amnesia” about Wahlberg’s crimes, as that we’re not sure what consequences you think he should suffer for them now.

The ‘techs’ that do only oil changes or move the stuff around the lot and shop. It sounds better that we will have ‘the tech’ do it, rather than pointing out the kid vaping behind the stack of tires and said ‘well have Thad take care of you’

I was thinking the same thing.  What kind of tech who works on manual vehicles does not know how to operate one?  That blows my mind given that working on cars is significantly tougher than learning to drive a car with a manual transmission.

More like a rhetorical question, but hope the dude wins the lawsuit.

Couldn’t, wouldn’t, tomato-tomahto.

The dealership really couldn’t afford a cheap stick shift shop car to teach their people on? What a bunch of scumbags.

That teaser felt so low effort, even down to Michael Keaton’s one line being so bland.

But, you see, guys: somewhere out there, deep within a shareholder’s portfolio, a number went up a tiny bit.

to be fair cocaine is a helluva drug