I think maybe he’s projecting.

I’m a big fan of Pine, and good for him for making his own version of BIG LEBOWSKI, but this:

Every single thing about this looks like an AI-generated image. David Corenswet looks like you put Henry Cavill, Matt Bomer, and Liam Hemsworth into an image generator. Same with the Superman suit. Just toss in Cavill’s suit, the New 52 suit, the Kingdom Come suit, and the Superman and Lois suit for good measure. Even…

Barbie and Oppenheimer didn’t become the biggest blockbusters of 2023 based on older generations alone.

“I knew it was you, Zazu. You broke my heart.”

The script moved him ... To a bigger house!

Apparently, the film is both a prequel and a sequel, alternating timelines with Mufasa’s story and Simba and Nala raising their daughter

Eeh, I’m not feeling the love tonight.

So...how are you and can I get an autograph?

I wish I cared about anything this much.

That sounds like a job for Bender!

And meanwhile, Ridley Scott, Martin Scorsese, and Steven Spielberg are all determined to die on set.

The Beatles are “Boomer media”?

Generations aren’t real, man.

be honest: the Boomers had the best rock. Followed by Gen X. It’s diminishing returns after that.

The Eames brothers??? Good God.

No. No they absolutely will not sell that to me.

...why?

It’s not remotely sad and it will come for you too.