Man, I really need to see Legally Blonde 2.

The most uplifting Reese Witherspoon movie is the one where she stabs Mark Wahlberg and then he is thrown out a window to his death.

Sure, but “childhood is irrelevant” seems like an overcorrection in the other direction. Your formative experiences invariably help shape who you become, even if it’s not the be all and end all of your personality.

(I’m not arguing we needed Oppenheimer’s childhood in this movie, though, as that’s just not what it’s…

You don’t know anything about game development or working in general. Incredibly delusional post. Go experience some reality.

until they run out of web fluid

Because ShitGames was too on the nose.

‘GameMill’, how appropriate.

“This is why it's bad when one big company controls lots of stuff." Yeah, this site's parent company being a prime example.

this is the same Ridley Scott who made a movie about Noah teaming up with rock monsters

I’ve only seen the ads they’ve been running, but it really is remarkable how similar they sound in the little snips presented. But even in those it’s pretty clear that new Rick distinctly has the edge taken off.

I think the idea might be to keep psycho fans from potentially harassing them before they ever even get a chance to be seen in the roles. That's why I might hold off anyway, can't really think of any better ones. 

You can find out, there are a few fan recut movie-length Obi-Wan edits out there, including one by a professional FX artist who’s going all-out (PixelJoker95) and is supposed to be released by the end of the year.

Yeah, I read that quote and I just started shaking my head. It’s like hearing that a three Michelin star restaurant wants to reopen as a competitor to McDonalds.  Just... why?

The sneakers would like to be excluded from the narrative.

When Flea showed up to chase an 8-year-old princess Leia Scooby Doo style I was out.

“the Marvel-esque Everything Everywhere All At Once”

Good ole “line goes up” mentality. You can’t “stay small” in capitalism, you have to keep growing exponentially! Never plateau, just continue making money and growing forever and ever. This makes total sense and it’s not like you’re going to hit a plateau or run out of an audience, the world and its resources are…

Weirder.  It’s all weirder.  Every time I learn something more about these two...weirder.

What’s the deal with the Seinfeld finale? I’ll tell you why it landed with a thud. If you were watching it the night it aired, there was an hour long clip show that ran before it, and then however many minutes into the final episode, the plot vanishes and we’re just in a courtroom recapping past incidents again. So…