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One of the first things we learned in graphic design class and they used penisland.com as an example. Heck I’m old and I read it as “shell station sus”.

Fuck every bit of this. Everyone involved should be locked in a garage with a running car powered by Shell’s ‘new & improved premium gasoline.’

I had my kids try the Shell Fortnite map because I thought maybe it would be cool with several different map designers creating it. Wow it is terrible....my kids were bored after like 3 minutes.

Shell manager who came up with that line was probably like:

I love how they are trying to be cool with the kids and then have the tag “shellstationsus”
Shell Stations US was probably their intention... but the kids will read it differently.

extremely funny to post that video as some kind of ‘gotcha’

I watched the first few episodes of Ahsoka with my six-year-old. Two episodes ago he asked me if we could stop watching it. He just didn't think it was very interesting. He's never asked to stop watching a family show before. I wasn't disappointed. It's not a good show and even children know it.

To who, exactly, was it “sold as a sequel to rebels?”  Point to be a SINGLE piece of official marketing materials that says this. 

This show was a catastrophic piece of shit.  A complete and total failure. 

They even said you don’t need to have seen Rebels to watch it. It’s a standalone show.

Spot on.

That’s nice for you - but that doesn’t really make it a good show by any stretch. Disney has a habit of assuming everyone is watching everything they make - and this is the latest and worst example. It’s called “Ahsoka - season 1" which kind of sells it as a stand-alone show. Except it’s just a continuation of a

My biggest complaint with Filoni is that he does to0 much fantasy instead of science fantasy.

Still, the entire World Between Worlds sequence forgave many sins. Not all, but many.

i liked rebels a lot and i just couldn’t bring myself to care about this one. thrawn looks so corny in live action. i’m so tired of prequels to prequels to prequels. push things forward. do something.

Better than Boba Fett and Obi-Wan” is a masterclass in damning with faint praise

Well, everytime I bring up something about this show in the comment on io9 I get a LOT of “well, you’d known this if you watched the animated series” kind of responses. Which the original author here commented on quite a bit.

I so wanted to like this show more than I did. I really like the actor that played Sabine but the rest of the show was OK. Recently star wars is making me glad I spend all that lockdown time binging the cartoons.

Grow up.

God this show sucked. I liked how Thrawn said that it was virtually impossible for Ahsoka and co to get to his ship and then literally two minutes later they were in the fortress about to board the ship. Between this and the other Filoni shows do the writers just not care? There is basic plotting problems in ALL these

What a snoozefest. Engaging and fun, full-of-life characters like Ahsoka, Sabine, Ezra and Thrawn all reduced to boring, yawn-inducing nothing burgers. Loved Clone Wars, loved Rebels, even love Bad Batch. Plus I read the entertaining Ahsoka novel.