They could have just sat one cop at the bottom of the water tower to wait for this graffiti artist, but no. a FUCKING HELICOPTER. cops, what a fucking waste.

I know you guys are going way the hell out of your way in pretending you weren't dumping on her ten years ago, but describing someone who's pumping out the most generic shit imaginable as "one of pop's most exciting artists" is beyond the fucking pale.

Sure, have a human fuck a duck and the movie’s “terrible”, but have the human fuck a fish and they hand you Oscars.

I had the biggest crush on Lea Thompson when I was a kid and between her almost banging her son in Back to the Future and her actually banging a duck in Howard the Duck, it really messed me up something good.

I also remember him saying, albeit somewhat tongue-in-cheek, that once Harrison agreed, he basically had to do it, too.

Multibillionaires have to hire pilots, crew, technicians on the ground, engineers to build their rockets and many other trained specialists for their vanity rides. At least some of their money is being spent and at least some additional opportunities to work in the aerospace field are being created.

The way I read it, Ash was playing with the buttons using the Joycons. I’ve read similar articles to the ones you mention, but it’s probably worth noting that in the cases where they praise the button controls, every single one of them was using a Pro controller. That probably makes a significant difference.

I think that if I grabbed a knife and growled “it’s time to clean house” my family would rightfully call the authorities and evacuate.

“the same natural way it would if I took a knife to the cobwebs in my house”

Uh, are you okay?

People who want a handheld indie machine likely already have a Switch.

Hi. I'm a lawyer (so I can afford some luxury items) and because I have a young kid and a wife to share the TV screen with, I have been dying for a solution like this for a long time, so I can play modern games sitting on the couch staring at a smaller screen.

Fuck walled gardens. My greatest hope for this handheld is that it disrupts the shit out of the market.

OMG yes. But also a toggle for "There's a 6yo literally climbing on me while I'm playing."

The BEST part is that the same nerds crying about how “Game Journalists can’t play games” all cite the exact same like, *four* examples and that’s it. Every time. It’s all they have.

The Final Fantasy ports have triple speed and an invincibility button. I had 100 spare hours to play a game like that when I had a summer vacation. I don’t get those anymore. So having that option is probably the only chance I have of playing these games again.

Look. Some of us are old now. Those 12+ hour marathons are 20 years in the past. I try that now and all I’m going to accomplish is a blood clot. And folks can snicker, but their day will come. Eventually you won’t give a shit about learning the timing of phase 3 of whatever boss fight you’re stuck at.  You’re going to…

Completely agree with this. Nintendo doesn’t need a Switch with PS5/Series X hardware but sooner or later they’re going to need to release an upgrade, whether a “mid-gen” update or a full successor, where 1080p/30fps (and ideally 1080p/60fps) isn’t an issue. Maybe something comparable to a Series S but targeting lower…

Ya’ll speaking to my soul. 1080p60 from a handheld would have been baller. I skipped Breath of the Wild because I couldn’t handle the framerate issues. I hear Age of Calamity is even worse. I also think that 4K isn’t feasable from a handheld. Maybe with DLSS fuckery or another form of up-scaling.

Yeah, I agree with this. One of the main reasons I was hoping for a Switch Pro wasn’t necessarily 4k output, but the technical strength to make 1080p @30fps the stable benchmark across the board, with possibility for 60fps depending on the game. The Switch, in its current state, has trouble running current-gen games…

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.