Ender’s Game

Bah! Everyone knows you eat Cheetos by dumping them directly in your mouth from a Costco-sized bag!

I’d throw the hat back in their face. Why would I want to advertise an incompetent out of state dealer? 

From the tail lights, it’s a `63.

Possibly police or air-evac? Possibly latest Escape from Alcatraz?

For once,Tom is conventionally wrong and everyone else is unconventionally right. They are already considering a JDM, so embrace it and buy something cool and interesting!

All the truck most people need....

Yes, but Torch has already procreated, thus his line will not die!

Rule 34 in auto parts.

I have no pertinent advice to offer you. I have reached the point in my life where I hope my mad dashes across the country are over. I stopped to see the world’s biggest ball of twine. I stayed at the quirky motel in Ohio that has the cabins with the springy floors. I drove the A1A with stops for a Cuban sandwich and…

Or maybe put a big-ass battery between the frame rails and a motor at each corner? (patent pending)

define “machine gun” As legally defined, it means:

Step into the light Torch... I mean really, get some sunlight, you’re delirious.

Or you could just convert your iQ to a Cygnet:

It seems we need a corollary to Godwin’s Law, for slavery. :(

subtract a couple more inches for bulkhead behind the rear seat?

Does that explain the many historical inaccuracies? Or was that just poor writing?

How are you?

Does Michigan require some minimum level of insurance for all registered vehicles?

Wow, my Grandma had an Aspen, too! Are we related? I used to borrow it for dates, because, Pinto. Vinyl bench seats and a hard right turn and my girlfriend was practically in my lap :)