No mention of who got fired, suspended, reduced in position for this incident.

That depends. Could the catastrophic engine failure cause wing or fuel tank damage and a fireball over the Pacific?

There’s too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money!

They aren’t hiding anything. All the UAP materials are stored in a non-descript office park in Roslyn on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard.

This is where the artistic use of sharpies comes into play. They just have to look like real skid marks and stains of various bodily fluids.

Finally, a Jalopnik suggestion in true Jalopnik tradition! Good on ya, Tom!

Well, California is already going after big rigs, they are seeking an EPA waiver to implement a ban on medium and heavy-duty diesels by 2036, They better get it by Jan, 19, 2025, or all bets are off. It appears this ban would also require an EPA waiver, so it may be a moot point.

You go home! We dry cleaner now.

What? No PT Cruiser on the list? Jalops, you’re slipping!

I own the right truck for me, a Ford Maverick hybrid. I know exactly where I fit in the truck hierarchy, and I don’t give a flying f... I use the bed when I road trip, all the bags fit under the bed cover, safe and dry. When I move cross-country, it did multiple dump and Goodwill donation runs as I cleaned house. It…

I’ve been driving myself long distances (2000 miles or more) for over 40 years. The best car is the one you have! I’ve done these trips in everything from a 1963 Ford Van to a Scion iQ and now my Maverick Hybrid. Just grab your bag and go!

The defective thrusters will not return to Earth. That part of the capsule is jettisoned before re-entry, so Boeing and NASA will never get a chance to examine the defective parts.

No it is not. The braking system and pre-collision assist are active at 3 mph and up. They are part of the automatic cruise control system that automatically controls following distance. Pedestrian detection turns off at 50 mph.

237 foot mast. Huge news story and you can’t find an actual picture of the yacht?

Not to mention “got passed airport security” which should be “past”

Washington DC charges $200 per speed camera ticket on 295. That camera is a bargain, as it can pay for itself in no time at all.

Machines coming for your jobs!!

Late 90's Cadillac from Phillips Motors. If it can fit a dead hooker...

You would think that a F-ing automotive site would be able to get a photo of the correct F-ing car!

My first reaction after reading just the title was: Only crash it 14 times!