Regulate chemtrails? Now how are we going to vaccinate the anti-vaxers, fluoridate the air and camouflage the UFO sightings? 

Yes! With a little extended cab inside storage.

2011 Ranger Extended Cab:

With batteries by Samsung.

I am disappoint...

Seriously, old wagon was my very first thought. Caprice, LTD, etc. Roomy for 4 and all their stuff and hair. Add a big kicker box for blasting Jessie’s Girl, Centerfold and Crazy Little Thing Called Love!

I have to agree with one point. The Bronco Sport is weak sauce and should not be!

But the pigs will happily eat it, producing delicious bacon, ham, pork chops, etc.

Really, the f-ing Rio is still there. Bash it and get on with it!!

“and for a minute things are fine.” It takes that long to get up to speed? :)

Watching “1776" right now, which I’m sure is an accurate telling of the events leading up to the drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

The vast majority of cars on the road today =/ Always

Be careful what you wish for. 10. is likely to lead to 11. :)

I almost bought a Yaris 2-door in 2014, but I didn’t care for it’s bulbous shape. Went even smaller with Scion iQ. Have been very happy.

Agreed. I used to lie in a trailer park full of high end trucks, Navigators, Escalades, etc. Many of these families had cars that cost well more than their houses. Some of them were legitimate work trucks, but many were vanity vehicles. Maybe the felt a need to own a vehicle that could tow their house!

I hate to say it, but my Father has not owned a single car I would still want him to have today. And no, there isn’t one that I would still want to have. Ok, in college I should have bought the `70 Ford Station Wagon from him, but that would have been for a few years of party wagon and road ripping.

You be you, Torch!

Agreed, I had one, too.

Somewhere, (JC Whitney?) I have seen window replacements that stick out a few inches on each side, allowing you to outfit your extended cab truck with a skinny little sleeper platform. Alas, my google-fu is weak tonight and cannot find a pic.