You can throw AK into the “doing dumb shit” pile. This is the second time she seems to dig a woman, but resists by throwing herself at a man. 

This queerbaiting w/Tegan and Annalise is staring to border on insulting. Okay, Tegan has a crush on Annalise. WE GET IT ALREADY. There was *no reason whatsoever* to have Tegan calling to hang out interspersed w/AK on some date w/some dude we couldn’t give two shits about. Especially since the last time Tegan asked to…

“If you were a five star chick, then you’re too old to be a hot girl.”

Only works if you’re white. A (wo)man’s castle is wherever white feet are planted. It’s like Manifest Destiny.  

This is how.

I’m still bitter (as a Dallas native) that I had to get rid of my folder w/all my Eagles memes. So many, many, many memes invalided with that fucking Super Bowl win.

Your post is why Serena has to get to #25...and that’s so damn sad. 

Off day? Serena is having an off LIFE. She is 0-3 in GS finals since having her baby. 

THAT’S untouched??

They also seemed to miss the part where she had time to think about it and agree to it. This wasn’t some arrest in a car - he came to her house after his damn shift! Plenty of time to call the police and set up a sting. Hang that selfish bitch right next to him. 

Serena, yes. Venus? Should’ve retired after the ‘12 Olympics. I have a feeling she’s trying to make it to 2020. I’m sure she could play doubles w/Serena for years to come. 

Awww, look at all the good Negroes being harder on the black female candidate than they would EVER be n a white candidate in order to prove that they won’t vote for a black candidate just because she’s black. Reminds me why I would wince back when I was a substitute teacher and saw a black principal.

Oh, Bella knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she turned on those white girl tears and went on a rampage...against somebody who didn’t leak the pics. “Oh, wah wah! You made me feel bad!” What was that Katt Williams said - about self-esteem being about the esteem of YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN SELF??? You know it’s bad when…

The original Mr. Steal-Yo-Track.

...too easy.

<i>If she hadn’t convinced her father to take them to King’s Landing because of her childhood crush on Joffrey and desire to be a princess, her father would still be alive and the Starks would still be living in Winterfell raising five direwolves.</i>

Does Pepa, like...NOT own a mirror?

SHADE!!!!!!

I loved Sansa’s look when Dany was introducing the newest Baratheon. She knows condescending bullshit when she sees it. 

BLOOP. I can’t tell you how many non-American black parents question my “credentials” or my “experience” for being a technology teacher year after year after fucking year. Meanwhile, they’re turning their tongues brown from all the asslicking they give to the white teachers. Pretty sure my Master of Science in…