What, you don’t consider the scientific research of Tariq Nasheed’s “Buckbreaking” to be legitimate evidence? *eyeroll*

Your noble generosity embiggens my heart.

Well played, sir and/or ma’am. 

Do black people even GIVE a fuck about Madonna? 

Which was arguably even WORSE! 

I named my dog Adéwalé . If I ever get a girl, I’ll name her Bastienne and call her Bossy for short.

If the felony charge sticks, I think she’ll lose her right to vote.

They did the same thing with my mother back in the early ‘90s when the (white) doctors convinced her that her uterus was practically going to fall out of her body if she didn’t get it removed right away. Full-blown menopause at age 32 and she’s never had an orgasm since.

You guys catch Covington’s last fight, when Kamaru Usman broke his jaw? Beautiful stuff. #MakeMyJawStraightAgain

A shoutout to the African aunties!!!

LOL No, you won’t. You couldn’t quit this place if you tried. 

I bet you thought this was a good post, didn’t you? Too bad we can’t show it to your Black students.

You know why there’s no “nuanced discussion”, Karen? Because she intentionally pulled a trick that way too many white women pull on a daily basis in order to make the lives of black people a pure hell. Fuck your nuanced discussion and get over yourselves for a change.

Followed up by the “Beer Summit”, of course. I really wish sometimes that my people would tell racists to go take a flying fuck when asked for public absolution. 

Best. Username. Ever.

Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.

Somebody explain to me why Cicely Tyson looked younger than a dead Annalise Keating. 

Somebody explain to me why Cicely Tyson looked younger than a dead Annalise Keating. 

Somebody explain to me why Cicely Tyson looked younger than a dead Annalise Keating. 

It looked to me like AK had a number of lovers in her life (Tegan included). Pete supposedly confirmed this in the afterparty, cementing why he should never - and I mean NEVER - be anywhere near a Tegan Price spinoff. But it’s very strange how Tegan’s picture is on the funeral board (where AK is listed as Annalise…