“We can’t even have OPPRESSION to ourselves.” - Grams

I’m sure black women are facing way more trouble at the scanners

Does this mean that Serena is finally going to get her head back in the game and win a fucking GS this year? (Or even better, Venus?)

Again, I ask: when do shepherds use their rods to hit their sheep?

What? No!

HE WASN’T IN FLORIDA, THO!!!!

Well, hey. Not everybody has the intelligence to converse with a six-year-old.

In fairness, I think even the pro-spanking crowd would call this extreme.

What is this “whooping” shit? Why all the euphemisms? 

What does a shepherd do with a rod?

I hit my kids when necessary.

Can I get an Amen?!

Fam, that’s THEIR house now. Move. 

Flawless.

Please, God, don’t let this convince Cowboy Troy to come out of retirement. 

A Nintendo-only licensed game on sale?

Just 10, I think. 

Both of these two are lame as fuck, and I’d be fine with both of them dying.

When that girl asked if Juvenile was big back then, my throat got tight. DAMN, I’m old.

Did you read the bail proffer? Originally, the bleach was supposed to be GASOLINE.