COULDN’T DECIDE ON A VERDICT!!?!?!? What in the ever-loving FUCK!!!

What, you don’t think it’s fun chasing down 24 Helix glitches in one location alone?

When Dallas - of all the fucking teams in the world - was reported to not want his ass, I KNEW his Johnny was done.

Even if CTE is off the table, the sheer amount of physical pain he must have felt on a daily basis...

I can’t imagine what it would be like to go through that and then to basiclly be laid bare

Phony pony can only come back with the baby hair done in swirls or kiss curls w/the toothbrush dipped in black gel.

Thanks! Needless to say, I approve of this post.

Is he truly an alcoholic, though? Or is he just an entitled asshole?

Clothes, yes. Dancing, not so much...unless we’re talking about Mary J. Blige, of course.

New jack swing, baby. Allowed for a lot of raunchy shit on the radio to slip by. (Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg, anybody?)

Good to see he’s done so well after his short stint at the Law Offices of Mama n’Nem

Daaaaamn, that’s some serious knowledge dropping right there! Good to know if I ever get married and/or commit a crime.

Ohhh, my goodness. I had a carton of Breyer’s that sat in my freezer all summer long. In fact, it was still there when BB came back on the market and I could finally throw it away. I know BB is considered pure crap to 98% of the ice cream eating public, but I.Do.Not.Care. You should’ve seen our Walmart the first day…

Can we talk about what’s the most important thing here?

Remix edition was better.

I’m forced to agree...but it’s R. Kelly, so I don’t give a fuck.

If the cousin knows that she can’t give her all to the douchebags, she was right to leave the PD’s office. Extremely privileged, but right nonetheless. YMMV, of course.

Very reminiscent of the Rosa Parks case. There were a number of women who were also treated the same way, but the powers that be had to work very carefully to pick the “right” person. One was pregnant (Claudette Colvin), one’s father was allegedly an alcoholic, and another was deemed too pretty.