I bet you thought you didn’t sound like a whining white woman bawwwwing about WELL WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?, didn’t you?

“Minority”? Girrrrrrrl, white people lost their ever-loving SHIT when this happened.

Check out Archive of Our Own. I have a feeling the Boo Boo Cookie fics are about to come POURING in.

The crazy thing is that Malik Yoba is just as musically talented, and his voice is AMAZEBALLS. Really, he would've made a better Lucious than ol' Baby Wipes.

Boo Boo Kitty's got some hands! I've always liked her (before she drugged Elle). Grace Gealey was perfect for this role. I like how she's more than Cookie's whipping girl.

see, the problem with that is

Maaaaan, I love cunt! Mainly because I've never heard it used in the black community and you can just slide that bitch through. I called a chick a cunt once, and I had to walk it back because nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about. I told her it was an Irish slur (my then-boyfriend's mother was born in…

To this day, I just can't use the word "queer". Where I'm from, it was a nasty, nasty, NASTY word when I was coming up. I would need some kind of Queer Permission Card with a sworn, notarized statement from five LGBT people or something.

Exactly! I'd be ashamed to call this cheesin' ass clueless-ass Negro my son. We have some students of ours who are upset at how non-black students use "nigga" on their IGs (it's a small, Catholic school - 14 blacks in the pre-K to 8th grade). You'd be amazed at how many of the parents are FURIOUS that their kids are…

You can't take back a word that never belonged to you in the first place.

Black guys like him were always quick to call black girls ghetto, hood rats, etc., whether we were or weren't. I seem to recall Tiger Woods asking one of his jumpoffs to talk "ghetto" to him, because talking to an actual black woman was apparently waaaaaay too awful to consider.

Wait...I was posting to the right whiny-ass white feminist. Carry on.

I really don't care how you've been fucking up. Just fuck up OVER THERE with the rest of your "what about meeeeeee?" whiny ass white feminists. You want to be a good feminist? Don't bother addressing people who aren't listening to you.

Seconded. Fix your own problems before you come to our table.

Actually, you can do exactly that. If all you're doing for gays and people of color is shaking your finger at them and chastising them for not caring enough, it's quite easy to do. However, feminists like me don't bother with complaining about "allies" like you because "allies" like you are ALWAYS fucking up and there…

I NEED Terrance Howard to go away. I don't care how much history or chemistry he has with Taraji. This was a role for a dude like Leon, the king of ain't shit dudes, or DB Woodside. I know Taraji is loyal to Terrance, but PLEASE let him be dead by the end of the season. Shit, I was shipping Cookie and Anika before BBK…

The one my 9th grade English teacher would've wiped her ass with back in the day? Yeah, I remember.

What makes you think we want her - or you - as an ally at all?

Has somebody seen my wig? Because it was snatched and STOMPED last night. I've never experienced so many emotions in such a short time. I love Ma! I hate Ma! Die, Ma! OH SHIT! MA IS THE BAWSE OF ALL BAWSES!!!