Unless you're a total asshat who thinks people are unequal, you are a feminist. YOU are a feminist. You ARE a feminist. YOU ARE A FEMINIST. Welcome aboard!

How the hell can you get cut from something you were never a part of? Jordan did not get cut from the varsity squad because at the time, he wasn't on the varsity squad and never had been.

Not so much now. She's not ugly, mind you, but she looks like life has kicked her ass up one road and down the other. I have a feeling that she's no older than 45.

I just watched that over the weekend (thanks to this show), and holy shit. Like...20 minutes in, I had the worst headache. Although I found a pic of Sue Bob on the internet as a young woman and was stunned at how beautiful she was. To hell with cocaine - whatever they're smoking in West Virginia is a helluva drug.

Paraprofessional here - not as hailed (or appreciated) as a teacher, but I spend plenty of time in an elementary school. So when I say you're a body shaming jackass, I mean it.

Don't want to breastfeed when there's literally no earthly reason why you can't? Fine

Obligatory eight-paragraph post about why I fed my baby the way I did and all of the reasons why my way was right.

Right!? I want a job where I can just make up shit to be mad about! In every FB feed I've seen, there is a something that says "So and So has posted 200 pictures" and only shows about TWO of them.

Oh. It's you.

Ah, yes. Ms. Isaiah "Good Hair" Mustafa. Fuck this guy.

Cabbage isn't decorative produce

So when is he reporting to Valley Ranch?

Cuz Triple T's up in this...BIIIIIIITCH!!!!!

I have such a crush on this girl.

I can't.

I have such a crush on her. And Liquorice? THAT'S. MY. SHIT.

D'UH, everybody knows that people in prison don't deserve love!

And what is wrong with shouting out somebody in prison? Again, do you need smelling salts? I'm sorry, but as much as you'd like for me to think you're racist, I don't. I think you're an idiot, if that helps, but you're going to have to work a little harder to make it up to racist.

If I thought you were taking issue with her race, I'd tell you so. Trust me.

Goddamn it, where is a like button when you need it?