I remember those “Liar’s Poker” days. I was at the tail end. We were one of the first regional dealers to get a Bloomberg and Michael was still at Solly. It was an experience. I remember on slow days guys would shave their heads for cash. I knew a guy who would lose and gain 50 pounds at a shot on a bet. The primaries…

My usual strategy is to turn what ever they said into something extra creepy. Like when my boss asked me to start wearing lipstick to be more presentable, I asked if he had heard about that genetic mutation that causes self cannibalism, and that some suffers eat their lips right off their own faces. He never brought…

While obviously you’re not feeling it this way, do you think she’s trying to be supportive? Or is it just condescending or judgey? I feel like food politics in the office are soooooo fraught with judgement: why aren’t you eating the birthday cake? why are you eating the birthday cake? you’re just having a salad?

I had to leave my very first job at a pizza shop when I was 16 due to the 28-year old manager sexually harassing me. It started off as nothing—putting me on the prep shift when it was just me and him at 10 am before opening, joking around, being friendly. Then, he would do that creepy shoulder rub thah only dudes of…

I’m fat, and I’ve been losing weight in the last few months... my female boss congratulates me all the time on my weight loss and on how hard I’m working and my food choices.

I’ve mostly had bosses who were women. I just quit my job a few days ago, because I wasn’t going to be working there anyway in another week. I told her a male coworker grabbed me aggressively and threw me against a wall when he should have just said “excuse me,” had a history of doing that to other women and that he…

I had a very weird experience with that. I was a bond trader in the 80’s. I had started as an assistant and shortly after hiring me my boss started calling me to go to the movies or dinner. Finally, on advice from my dad, I met with him and basically said “if you hired me to date me, well , that would be a disaster…

I’m obese, as are a few other women in my office. The GM of my company sees fit to comment on my lunches and all the lunches of the women in the office. All. The. Time. Telling us how proud he is of us when he sees us with a salad, and lecturing us when he sees us with anything else.

I had a girlfriend years back. Who’s boss at the office would ask her to take off her shoes every day. At first she thought it was because he didn’t want the employees to dirty the floor. But she noticed no one else had to do it. A few weeks went by and while he was in the rest room she went into his office to get the…

Maybe trump will become president and rename all the cities Apprentice based names!

Hahah yes-I gave it up for environmental/crueltyreasons though and pigs are really bad for the enviroment and kept in poor conditions either way. I just say red meat because people then don’t ask like 30 follow up questions. It’s weird because people will ask you directly why and then be offended that you answer why…

OK, guess I should have saved my Adele clip for THIS article (unless Stassa, you wanna make a post all you own)

I do! Although there is a town in New Mexico called “Truth or consequences” which may win as weirdest town name.

All of it. Smushed together. If I can get a bite on my fork with turkey, mashed potato, stuffing, and cranberry sauce in just the right balance, that’s the dream. The carbolicious dream.

Mmmmmmmm. I love Au gratin potatoes. They’re better than mashed!

I’m a slut for a good honey baked ham, with tons of mashed potatoes. I also looooooove a good cherry pie. I’ll also be making au gratin potatoes this year, which are delicious. I’m especially excited for this year because this will be the first year my boyfriend and I will be sharing in each other’s family’s…

Pumpkin pie with whipped cream - my dad makes killer homemade pies with homemade crusts, and we make the whipped cream ourselves with heavy cream and sugar. Love it. Only have this at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

My gramma’s deviled eggs with relish and paprika. And stuffing!

What’s everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Mine is stuffing but NOT stuffing with sausage and definitely NOT CORNBREAD STUFFING. I like cornbread and I love stuffing BUT I HATE THEIR BASTARD LOVE CHILD!!!