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Not small time enough. They were ruling over a state with about 20 million people and a budget of $146 billion. Skelos’s son, on the other hand, might fit right in with these lightweights.

Did you go to high school with Jerri Blank?

One of the things I miss most about my former job was my role as the floor organizer for this charity that my company belonged to.

I love Jennifer Aniston and I’ve been with her throughout her 412 rumored pregnancies but I never loved her so much as when I saw her in “Office Space.”

Is Chris Martin wearing “flair” in that photo? Has he picked up a few shifts at the restaurant featured in the “Office Space” documentary?

I had never heard of capybaras, thanks for the pic. On wiki it says that they are rodents native to South America who can grow to be ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS. I wonder if Charles Darwin ever saw one.

She totally ripped that off from Sandra Lee. I wonder what Terri’s Kwanzaa cake is like.

Also the makeup doesn’t help. He looks like one of the undead who might actually be hundreds of years old.

I will see you your Sears customer service terminal and do you one better. When I was in high school, early 80s, one of my best friends worked at a small record store chain with one of those terminals. She was like our own personal Ticketmaster, and sometimes the tickets were free for some reason. The summer after I

A friend of mine lives out of town but comes to NY a lot and books her schedule months in advance and loads up on Broadway shows, concerts, all kinds of stuff. Sometimes her trips fall through so I take the tickets and resell them AT FACE VALUE and send the cash back to her. Half the time people don’t believe they’re

The kitsch that came out of that wedding was phenomenal, in both quality and quantity.

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“Never Too Much” by Luther Vandross, the most romantic love song ever written, and the special bonus is in this video there are New York street scenes from the early 80s.

Sometime around 1990 there was a small storefront photo processing place in Midtown Manhattan. In the display window there was this vertical conveyor belt-type thing, and as the photos were being processed you’d be able to see them scroll by.

This has been going on for millennia. Pompeii was loaded with phallic imagery. If I’m remembering right the male animals depicted in the Lascaux cave paintings are anatomically correct. I don’t think there has ever been a time in human history when we, as a species, could do without dick pics.

Lyme is really horrible. The husband of a friend of mine had it. He was in his early 30s, very sporty, loved his wife, had a job he loved, they had a newborn whom he adored, and all that suffering was dismissed as depression and hypochondria. Why? Someone finally figured it out, but it’s not like Lyme Disease is some

OK, what bet did he lose that he had to appear in public and be photographed in that get-up? The necklace is clearly from the LuAnn deLessups TurKwoys Collection, and I’ve seen that jacket before…the Kanye West Fall 2014 line?

I had that same hair do. I was a teenager and Jimmy Carter was President.

Are you Rachel Dolezal?

Her postulants/bridesmaids look like they just delivered Rosemary’s Baby. Or since Celine and Rene are Canadian maybe they went with a “Handmaid’s Tale” theme?

Sadly YouTube doesn’t know that this exists but I once saw an episode of Martha Stewart’s TV show and she had Julia Child on and they made croquembouches. Of course Martha’s was absolutely perfect, and if created by Swiss engineers, and Julia’s was kind of sloppy and it leaned a little. Martha made some slightly