maxinefloeffler
Maxine Floeffler
maxinefloeffler

The love. From him, and for him.

Finally, something that puts the “good” in “good morning”.

Where are Deal Skelos and Sheldon (Tarnished) Silver? In a bipartisan effort, the leaders of both houses of the New York State legislature were indicted, convicted and removed from office for political corruption in the same year. If that isn’t an accomplishment worthy of recognition, I don’t know what is.

I wanted a wedding ring that didn’t stick up too much. What I have is similar to this. It’s called a bridge setting. It’s comfortable, which is good, because I’m not a jewelry person. The only time I take it off is if I’m kneading dough or making meatloaf or something. If I took it off more often I would probably

I CARE! ASBURY PARK IS A PLACE! Also, my husband is from New Jersey, and his brother used to play at the Stone Pony in ye olden times. I’m from the bay area, and my theory is that people get Asbury Park mixed up with Haight Ashbury. Different places though.

My grandpa found a high school class ring in a restaurant parking lot back in the 80s. He played guitar and sang in Mexican restaurants for a living and he was playing at this place pretty regularly at the time. But the owner was a jerk who my grandpa knew would just pawn it, so instead he held onto it and checked in

Hate to be that person, but having grown up in that area, it’s the Asbury Park press, not Ashbury. I’m gray anyway, who cares.

Yeah-and when his wife told him she alerted the press, he was just like fuck... I guess I'm taking this one to the grave.

I’m impressed by the way they managed to band together. This level of engagement is rare. He’s a real gem.

My mother never wore hers. My dad asked her not to. She had a habit of taking it off and playing with it at the movies,and after the second time she dropped it in the dark and he looked for it on his hands and knees, he asked her to please not wear it any more.

When I was a senior in high school, an alumna of our school came to encourage us to buy expensive, ugly class rings. She decided the best way to get us on board was to tell an apparently true story about a woman losing her beloved class ring on the beach. A man found the ring a decade later and spent months tracking

This has nothing to do with the post, but my boyfriend and I just decided to elope in Zanzibar this summer and I’m too happy and excited to not tell *someone*

I think they were frequently confused for one another in the 90s, so they’ve got some history there.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

My cousin has been shown being arrested on local news twice this year which means he too has been on tv more than David Spade.