I miss Kitchenette so damn much. I’ve been reading BCO over at Wonkette but the stories are just so very, very, very meh.

It’s SO BAD, isn’t it...

WTF mother-in-law quote of the holiday: “The churches have got to stop this giving things to the poor without requiring anything in return - it’s costing them so much money!” Ah, Christmas with middle-American Presbyterians! (My retort, “isn’t that kind of the gist of Christ’s teachings?” earned me a sour “Oh, you…

I have just had Papa John’s pizza for the first time in my life (I’m 31). Why did no one ever warn me how bad this pizza is? I mean, I ate half a pizza because I hadn’t eaten in almost 12 hours and was starving, but damn, is it ever terrible pizza. :(

I posted a couple of weeks ago that I thought my boyfriend was buying an engagement ring. Well, I was right!

Try thinking of it as an inverted windy grey christmas tree. Festive! Swirly! Picks up its own “ornaments”!

I was really worried about shopping with my husband even. There were all these couples there disagreeing on things. We liked the same one. We can definitely never get divorced. I'll never have this again.

My idiot dog bit a family member yesterday. Unprovoked. Just ran up and bit him. Spent Christmas night crying about the inevitability of putting down my wonderful-in-every-other-way fear aggressive dog.

Hillary is categorically “better” than any GOP candidate by a wide margin.

The Nielsen demographics explains it succinctly:

....to be fair, la Dolezal made it officially OK for the entire world to begin declarations of self-expression with the phrase, “I identify as....” Like mine for the New Year: “I identify as Justin Trudeau....”

I’m an Old, and have heard of almost all of these. Now I’m embarrassed because I feel like one of those pathetic old people trying to remain relevant and hip. I honestly don’t try - I just read a lot.

I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

What’s everyone’s absolutely favorite christmas movie?! My bar is super low in that category (and my husband and I are now watching league of their own which only qualifies under “cheesy tears”) I love all of them but going outside of the real classics-these movies always make me cry: The Family Man (nick cage-I know)…

I’ve had the decorations up since Thanksgiving, but mostly because I haven’t been working (curses) and had no excuse not to. So it’s been Christmasy but since I’ve been sitting here like a bum with no concept of time it also feels like the tree has been up for 1000 years. also we are so broke this pay period that we…

Does anyone else struggle with it feeling like Christmas Eve rather than, say, just Thursday? I’ve got the decorations, the lights, the music, the works and yet, while it is indeed cozy and nice, it doesn’t feel like “Christmas.” Maybe this is just the cost of growing up?

Pellet gun would be just fine and more fun than almost anything else I can imagine while clothed or maybe even unclothed.

Unless you’ve selected the correct gun.

So essentially someone could fly a drone above my house and monitor my comings and goings but as long as it doesn’t fly down low enough to see through my windows then I have no legal recourse. Not trying to be antagonistic but that’s what it sounds like i’m reading here.