I know! It’s hilarious.

Hahaha I guess in a way! But it’s just a poor man’s monogram — Sharpie on masking tape.

This coming Monday we get one more BCO here and then the following Monday they’ll be posted on wonkette!!!

also pretty sure “merde” means shit in french lolololololol hehe

#dreamlyfe

I was hoping BCO and other Kitchenette stuff would just get posted on the main Jezebel page instead.

Aw, fuck, he’s leaving here too? Damn it!

that’s what i was thinking. discuss our dreams of becoming stars aka figure out a way to get on Vanderpump Rules.

Uh, were you in NYC on 9/11? The bars I was drinking in were loud, raucous and full of good cheer...where were you?

“Men appear to be casting a wide net.”

I love this. I love how a country can be united in art to collectively mourn but still celebrate each other.

Moveable not movable.

HEY, EVERYBODY! Mark’s wit won’t go silently into the night! You can find his latest bon mots, (as well as his occasional celebrity feuds!) on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MShrayber
I know others have also shared, but I only learned last night that we can still find Mark editing and writing content over at Uproxx: http…

Can I be the wacky neighbor who’s always entering without knocking and yet it’s not at all creepy or weird?

Okay, no but for real, she can stay with me at my house. We can be roomies, & brush each other’s hair/fur, & get into wacky shenanigans.

YOU HAD A TIP BUFFALO

Did you by any chance watch Saturday Night Live when John Belushi was on it?

Having worked at DQ as a teen, I can tell you that this is pretty much par for the course. We had a tip buffalo (a plastic bison with its hump sawed off for customers to place tips in, obviously). That was stolen. The youths who absconded with our tips were arrested. Another shift was held up at knifepoint. The robber…

I loved Highlander: The Series and have it all on DVD. This was a cool bit of trivia, so thanks!

“OK, important question here: how exactly does one hide a sword?”