Isn’t he a Democrat?

i like you. because you are not competition for liam’s heart. i look forward to being your sister-in-law (because at some point they’ll stop just having sex with us, and make us honest women).

This is what I came here to say. I guess she could get some sort of THC IV drip going during her sleep...

I’m really considering flagging this as harassment.

Sources say she feels “completely betrayed” by the lesser Hemsworth, and that she’s been “smoking pot more frequently and drinking more to numb the pain.”

The transition between the Charlie Sheen piece and the John Stamos interview made think that In Touch interviewed John Stamos about Charlie Sheen. And then the dating question made me go “whaaaat Uncle Jesse and Uncle Charlie dated?”

Ramona, but only in the first three episodes of any given season and the last five minutes of the finale.

YES! That’s the one! The cover isn’t quite how I remembered it but I think she was wearing that jacket inside and it had the big bedazzled “California” on the back. I had (well, still don’t) NO artistic talent whatsoever so I don’t know why I thought I could recreate that.

Feeling very old right now because I remember when Details was a clubby kind of magazine. I stole the issue with Julie Brown on the cover from my dentist’s office because I wanted to try to recreate her jean jacket for myself. Spoiler alert: it came out like shit and I got in trouble for wrecking my jacket.

I agree that axing Kitchenette seems like a poor business decision, but it also seems clear that Gawker isn’t necessarily interested in serving its audience. It’s interested in selling makeup. And period panties, apparently.

But how much could kitchenette cost? I guess maybe restaurants, especially chains, wouldn’t advertise on it, but I went back and saw that the second-to-last BCO story (posted 11/9) had 1862 comments. I would use that as a proxy for pageviews. The most recent one had even more, but that was posted after the news of the…

They’re not insane; they’re following the money. If anything, I bet Kitchenette was a loss leader in terms of profits. Read between the lines here:

Tablescapes, man. It is all about the tablescapes.

Her “deal”is to “cook” things that you can readily find at the store. Canned frosting?

She has a lot of recipes that aren’t like that. Any advice she gives about roasting meat is good. I made her onion dip once and it was the bomb.

Hear Hear!

“Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story”

Ha, I know, it’s kind of insane. But I’m not going to copy the whole thing! I’ll just have onion rings.

Mostly to horse racing, although a few do still wear them to other events like weddings.