maxinefloeffler
Maxine Floeffler
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Way too late and I’m way too gray but if it makes you feel any better I’ve known lots of people who have done all kinds of jobs at museums and none of them have enjoyed it. Ticket takers, coat check people, security, display designers, graphic artists, docents, curators, “fellows”, restaurant workers and managers…You

I think my husband might be hypoglycemic, or maybe just was raised differently. We love to cook and have people over and I am the party planner. So I’ll say, “Oh, come around 6, we’ll have a couple of glasses of wine, catch up, I have a couple of books I want to show you…”

I’ve always been disturbed by that logo, especially when it’s a huge sign outside a storefront, and now I know why!

I am just the opposite crust-wise. I have a really super-simple recipe for crumble (it’s like a fruit pie but you don’t have to make a perfect crust, you just make a bottom layer, pile the fruit on, and then sprinkle some more over the top.) One evening I decided to make one and forgot that I had no fruit. I made the

Because it’s a stunt and they’re bored?

She’s as nutty as the rest of them, except we here in New York have The Donald and in Silicon Valley they have Fiorina, and by the way find me a Silicon Valley worker who would let her walk their dog, let alone run for President.

Oh, sorry, I meant that I and only I was immigrating in from another state (and I’m succumbing to Trump fever by apologizing to you for implying you weren’t born in this country.)

Hello neighbor!

Really, nothing says you’ve really made it in the music world until you’ve sent back a Burger King burger because it wasn’t to your liking.

And down I go back into the grays but here’s another story of interest to no one:

This is an incredibly dated reference, but at least he didn’t say, “I wouldn’t fuck you with Bea Arthur’s dick.” Or maybe he did, who knows, he’s classy like that.

Totally agree, but I love the phrase “showbiz career” and would like to have one myself. It sounds very “Dean Martin Show.”

I know nothing about this woman except that she was implicated in the breakup of a high-profile marriage (and sounds like she was a scapegoat; could she have been the first?) but MY question is where is there a Sears in LA that she might have been shopping at?

Doesn’t the monarch, by tradition, get to see everything proposed and done by the government, including MI5 and MI6?

Someone should point this out to him. I think the family name is actually Trumpf so I think he must be descended from Germans. I wonder how he’d like to be shipped back to the Ruhr Valley or wherever, to live among strangers who speak a language he can’t understand.

I’m actually an American New Yorker but I get up to Montréal every chance I get. If I couldn’t live in New York but could live anywhere else in the world I would pick Montréal.

I don’t know about the good government thing, and peace and order is sometimes hard to come by in Montréal, but yes, maybe we should have lost the War of 1812.

America’s pretty unruly. Maybe some country like Iceland will come in and occupy us.

Like you I am lost in the greys so maybe only you will read this.

Yes! And Hillary was photographed eating the same thing, and in her other hand I think she had a super-sized Mountain Dew in one of those styrofoam-ish containers that I think are now banned in New York, her “home state” (LOL). They’re just regular folk, Don and Hill.