Are we still using this? I feel like we’ve moved on to something danker.

Well clearly

I like that. It’s art.

What’s this beauty? Such lovely lines, from this angle at least.

This feels really icky and exploitative regardless of his other work. Sorry. And, there is really no way to tell if it was this or something else on the application that got him accepted, and it’s many times more likely that it was something else.

Don’t drive on your stomach, and don’t let anyone else do it either.

Counterpoint: Fuck Gonzaga also

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

I’m willing to wager good money that this will not be in the top 20 bizarre things that happen in Walmart parking lots in Florida in 2018.

Make Offensive Pith Effective: M.O.P.E.

Seriously, you’d attract scads of disaffected teens and twenty-somethings who didn’t have the benefit of coming of age in the grunge era, as I did.

So, so glad that my teenage angst was given voice by Nirvana and Bush, rather than MCR or <insert Hot Topic band here>.

Yes, I am old,…

that’s such a lazy camp name. i’m in camp If You’re Gonna Name a Camp, At Least Name it Something That Isn’t Also Lazy.

That’s such a lazy joke, if we can even call it that. I’m in camp If You’re Gonna Be Offensive, At Least Make A Joke That Isn’t Also More Than 100 Years Old. My camp also needs a better name.

This deserves so much more love than it’s getting. I hope Bront didn’t take offense.

They’re good transmissions, Brent

That wasn’t a sticker. That was the previous owner that accelerated.

Is the bottom part Jalopniks new motto?