Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

“Go watch the ‘93 Finals when John Paxson hit the shot,” James said. “Barkley and Jordan were laughing and joking with each other during one of the games while somebody’s shooting a free throw. In the Finals. But, oh, nobody were friends back then.”

ZEEE EYE ENN GEE

How long have you been stewing over this, Jason?

I’d love to have a French Onion button, but then I’d have to pull over to enjoy the melted cheese and baguette. Soup is a lot harder to eat while driving compared to fries.

Dale Jr. is a good man and is not representative of the NASCAR stereotype. He’s a lot more open-minded than he’s allowed to show, sadly.

This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

Yes, I’m pretty sure Frank Ocean likes cars more than girls.

It’s not sarcasm if you got past little baby first year econ micro/macro in college. Externalities and social costs aren’t factored into immediate growth measurements.

Cutting corporate tax to 10-15%? On what planet has this ever worked to benefit society?

They didn’t lose America in the first civil war...

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

Former D1 track runner for a bigtime program. midpack in my squad. every resource imaginable. been through it all.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Holy crap I can’t believe I made it on Jalopnik. I was in the suv behind the Mustang and ran into the driver later. He slowed down because the day before he ripped his front bumper off going across the tracks the ruts are a solid 2-3 inches deep. Also didn’t see the train till after I got back in the car and we…