Evanston is no small town. It directly borders Chicago, is the home to Northwestern, and has a sizeable minority population. It’s also very polar city- most of the minority population is very poor and the white population is fairly wealthy. So, the cops tend to treat brown people as criminals and white people as…

OK, there are currently two (?) NP votes…

look at your url bar pissboy

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Because

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The defender has since been signed by DC United

Yeh, boot ca’he doo it una blud’y cold, Tuesday night in Stooooke??? Prolly naugh....

I’m not seeing what you’re seeing.

God, damn. This is the first time Lexus’s Predator grill looks really good to me. I’m not a Lexus fan, but that is a sexy automobile.

Why get this when you can get a new Mustang that drives through pedestrians? Everyone knows it’s a lot quicker to go through than around.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Clinton 65,844,954

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

Don’t forget the Honda Chiron.

I can promise you, from the bottom of my heart, I have never said anything along the lines that ice cream has the power to change one’s sexual orientation.