BMW F30 335i - COZ YOU’RE 0.5l SHORT IN DISPLACEMENT TO CALL YOURSELF A 335 YOU SUNOFABITCH!

The R8 has nothing to do with the race car, but with the fact that it’s powered by an inline eight engine or in German “Reihenachtzylinder”- Short: R8.

I live on an assortment of leafy green lettuce. Not a huge kale fan.

I’ve always known that hope is full of shit. But then, I’m a Tottenham supporter.

MEH
seriously these bulbous hoods and round characterless window lines make this a very forgettable car. I mean seriously just look at all the character in this windowline. It needs a flatter top to have that elegant look

You have got to be doing something wrong if your 20 year old car looks quite a lot better than your newest model:

And here it is with M-package and stuff

Well, the kidney grilles are too big, and they went ahead and connected the headlights to the grille (which I hate). Other than that, it looks a lot like the current one. Actually worse, imho.

Luckily they didn’t build a 25 meter-Ferrari 430....otherwise they’d have to include a 6:1 scale fire extinguisher.

Asking the important questions here.

Further proof that is should just be called “marriage.”

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

C&D 1993: 0-60 mph in 4.6 seconds. Stock. Yes, plenty of cars are that fast now, but consider that ‘93 was long enough ago that Car & Driver said the car was “as obscenely quick as Clyde Drexler on a fast break.”

10/10 would have threesome in McLaren F1.

Still one of the fastest in the world.

I win.

ANOTHER Sharknado movie? I like stupid spoofs as much as the next guy, but at this rate its gonna jump the shark real soon.

Even if it was you could recover much of the sale price selling tarantulas