... I’m sorry, are you insinuating that the unveiling of the Chrysler 300 at the 2003 New York Auto Show happened after the unveiling of the Flying Spur at the 2005 Geneva Salon?

Plot Twist: Ford hired him.

Poor bastard - not only is he stuck driving a BMW coupe but he’s been friendzoned into their personal chauffeur.

A bunch of years ago I was getting bored with my 10 owner high mile’d ‘97 Legacy 2.5GT MT that was on the verge of needing headgaskets. Just so happens a friend of mine noticed a Craigslist post for a 1998 Legacy L wagon (always wanted a wagon) with a bad 2.2L and a working (?) automatic. For $500.

I went from this:

I went from this:

Look everyone, a TVR story. Weren’t TVRs great?

obligatory

You sure it isn’t a V4 Chevroley Camera?

It’s actually a straight V6 Ferd Mustard.

You sure that isn’t an X3? Or an X5? Or an X3 GC? Or an X3 GT? Or an X5M? Or an X3.5? Or an X4? Or an X6GT? Or an X7M? Or an Xpi? Or a 3GT? Or an Accord Coupe? Or an X2x? Or an X5.3.5Quattro? Stop me when I get it...

1999 Nissan Maxima SE + $20,000 worth of college education.

Drooling to the point of public health risk.

Mmmmm Wankel chips.....

Flat Plane snacks

Yo dawg, I heard you like vtec...

but the real question is does VTEC kick in twice yo?

That excites me.

350 horsepower.

How about the argument: "My car. My property. Fuck you, Maranello."