Isn't this basically the plot of Big Trouble in Little China?

Oh you are explaining it perfectly. The manual retweet is absurd, and it is almost always done by self promoting bloggers and assholes.

Yeah but only when he's about to masturbate to pictures of Moises Alou. So like three, four times a day, tops.

I didn't even know Raiden was American Indian.

Cam is going to marry the first woman that lets him touch her, no doubt about that.

Rocket frog, just to piss off those sanctimonious fucks that worked out an argument to why it wasn't good enough for the other HoF.

Yeah this is also one of the most annoying habits on twitter: using the period reply so that everyone can see your super snarky reply to Donald Trump, or if you're one of the cool kids on "weird twitter" your reply to a fast food place about shitting yourself from their food.

Arrow is fun, I mean Green Arrow is a direct and intentional ripoff of Batman but focused on evil corporate bad guys instead of psychos, so it's got a bit more of a real world appeal to it.

*end of pharmaceutical-ad disclaimer voice*

I wanted to just nip it in the butt before it became an issue

Magary's kid stories don't have dick all to do with sports but I don't see any of y'all saying they'd be better placed at i09 or gizmodo.

Oh god it's the tower from Final Fantasy VII.

These minimalist logo things are getting lazier and lazier.

Oh they're definitely not nicer. Stress and crowds of the holidays coupled with shitty weather and having to lug kids around doth not a happy person make.

THANK YOU. Said the same thing down in the grays.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately because every news outlet is running their year rage-think-piece on the nature of Black Friday and whatnot.

Super thrilled that this story is getting miles more ink than the fact it's going to be built upon the graves of slave labor.

Yeah the idea of adding an extra sub for injuries isn't new but you're right it is terribly problematic because of the potential for abuse. They've pushed for it before with games that can go to extra time, and some of the managers have been pushing for extra keeper subs because of the head injury risk. But then what…

I'm more shocked that Lenny Clarke isn't dead.

Hell, it is heroic