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You know how on a tube of Pillsbury rolls you have to press along the line with a spoon until it pops?

Isn't this basically the plot of Big Trouble in Little China?

Oh you are explaining it perfectly. The manual retweet is absurd, and it is almost always done by self promoting bloggers and assholes.

Yeah but only when he's about to masturbate to pictures of Moises Alou. So like three, four times a day, tops.

I didn't even know Raiden was American Indian.

Cam is going to marry the first woman that lets him touch her, no doubt about that.

Rocket frog, just to piss off those sanctimonious fucks that worked out an argument to why it wasn't good enough for the other HoF.

Yeah this is also one of the most annoying habits on twitter: using the period reply so that everyone can see your super snarky reply to Donald Trump, or if you're one of the cool kids on "weird twitter" your reply to a fast food place about shitting yourself from their food.

Arrow is fun, I mean Green Arrow is a direct and intentional ripoff of Batman but focused on evil corporate bad guys instead of psychos, so it's got a bit more of a real world appeal to it.

*end of pharmaceutical-ad disclaimer voice*

I wanted to just nip it in the butt before it became an issue

A new Sony turntable runs under $100 bucks and you can find them cheaper used. Other than that you just need a stereo to hook it up to, and if someone is buying physical audio it makes no sense for them to do so without owning a stereo.

So this is a store for male prostitutes?

I love Idris Elba. But - and I'm preparing to duck - he was so wooden and boring in Prometheus and Pacific Rim.

Magary's kid stories don't have dick all to do with sports but I don't see any of y'all saying they'd be better placed at i09 or gizmodo.

Oh god it's the tower from Final Fantasy VII.

This is the other huge mega-hit from the past several years, that absolutely nobody has even tried to copy.

Battle Royale isn't accessible enough.

These minimalist logo things are getting lazier and lazier.