When I ran a kitchen I always kept a bucket of pickle brine around for when I would burn my hands, it always did the trick but I'm sure it was probably super unhealthy to do it.

Greg Howard took an all expense paid trip to the hyperbole and profanity factory, that tour is something to see, man.

When I was in middle school the door in my bedroom locked from the outside (had been an infant's room prior to our moving in) and my brother would constantly lock me in. After climbing out the window too many times I decided to get a key made and cut out a square of carpeting and hid the key under it so he wouldn't…

Roasted unsalted peanuts are just about the perfect food, they have so much of what you need in them. Plus you can eat the shells.

There was a comment earlier with all of the selfies Erin has posted. Seems to have disappeared though, huh.

Well of course. There's nothing legal they can do beyond what Tim described, but it's just a question of whether they feel strong enough about it to put themselves in jeopardy. I don't know how I would handle that situation, but it's not that they can't do anything, it's that s/he didn't do anything because s/he had…

Give them to my dog, watch him redecorate the house with a fine dusting of neon green fuzz.

I'm sure that the person who leaked Winston's test results to ESPN had their hands tied too, didn't stop them.

So what you're saying is the "starving athlete" thing is bullshit?

I think you have him confused with the guy who had a kid beat half to death.