Are we sure it didn't fall to the ground on Magrathea?

Along the same lines, I hate when someone retweets someone, but does it as a quoted tweet so the tweet shows up under the retweeters avatar and handle with RT @example. Not sure if I'm explaining it well, but it irks me.

"Excellent technique, son. I am far from disappoint."

Probably explains why this one was up for so long.

I went to College Gameday when it was at ND in 2005 for ND/SC. While I was there, a guy had a sign that said "MARK MAY SHOULD'VE BEEN A BLOWJOB."

Guy can't talk co-ed intramural basketball without getting killed.

I'm ready for the Jennifer Lawrence backlash now.

"Pacquiao, who'll turn 35 next month and was written off by many before his win over Rios.."

Makes sense that Pacquaio doesn't have anything in the bank, Filipinos keep all their money in these:

Pacman had a great run, there's no denying that. But he had to know it was only a matter of time before his ghosts caught up with him.

Cue the people who don't know how countdowns work in 3...2...1....

The NFL is turning into a punting league.

Magary's kid stories don't have dick all to do with sports but I don't see any of y'all saying they'd be better placed at i09 or gizmodo.

Don't you girls think its a touch, oh I dont know, insane (at worst) or sad and embarrassing (at best) to constantly yap about how some movie star you've never met is your best friend?

If I ever hear a beautiful person say they had an awkward phase I'm going to punch myself in my own nose.

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Also, can I ask you another question?