Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

Officer: Where you coming from?

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Given Storm’s history, give it a few hours and she’ll announce the death of her beloved colleague Todd Archer.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

We were all doing that on KSK about a million years ago.

“MOM! You’re MMAbarrassing me!”

What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?

“I don’t always molest little kids. But when I do, I find kids prefer Walkers Crisps.”

Holy shit, do you think Lay’s is aware of that? That could be a pretty big lawsuit!!

Some people will do anything to get a shot at a wet beaver.

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

Walking is for the poor.

Brah,

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!