To say Lacazette brings more to Arsenal than Sanchez in running the channels and playing 1-2s around the box is an interesting take.

Why spend the entire article comparing it to Pogba’s fee when you basically point out it’s not in the same ballpark at all (nor does it have any relevance)? Why not just stick to the “highest fee for an American” part?

Why? Is your posture that bad you’d spend 500 bucks on these clunky ass orthopedic looking shoes?

The answer to that is always Verratti

You should make your way to an Italian bakery this weekend to enjoy a Zeppole, basically a fried donut with whatever ricotta filling they use in cannolis. They usually dissapear after Easter unfortunately.

Not sure if you’re implying this is a nice assist but heaving the ball forward for someone to run into isn’t exactly high quality football

I don’t think that’s what’s being presented here. No one in their right mind would do a straight swap of Lukaku for Rooney as this point. I think it has more to do with United wanting to be in Everton’s good graces by practically gifting them a still functional player for the chance of making a run at Lukaku . United…

The problem is that Mkhitaryan is better at Pogba things than Pogba right now, forcing Pogba to lie deeper. If Mourinho refuses to play a 4-3-3 with Mkhi on the right with license to cut in like Mata does so well, you’re basically stuck with either Pogba having to do defensive work or Mkhi being more isolated. On…

Chelsea fans make little sense to me. They were calling Mourinho Judas (he got fired-twice) and were telling him to f*ck off despite being the guy who put them on the map.

Dad jeans for everyone!

Dad jeans for everyone!

I adopted a pet back in May of 2016 and I can honestly say it’s changed me for the better. Go adopt if you can.

Yeah you sure showed them winning all those titles in the last few years!

Yeah when I sit down and see the trailer I’m like “Fuck yeah pal give me more of that intergalactic trade negotiations. That’s the good shit”

Not a really famous guy by any means but my childhood idol was Kirk Muller, former captain of the Montreal Canadiens. When I was 23 I worked in a trendy bar in old Montreal and he happened to be there. I’ve seen a bunch of celebrities in that bar and never cared to be honest but had to say something to him…

Ah yes the standard “Act like you’ve been there before” speech. That’s right Chicago hand the ball to the ref and go back to your coach for a firm celebratory high 5! Goodell’s America is truly a terrifying thing.

This game at least served the purpose of taking some of the ridiculous heat off of Mourinho until Saturday. Sure they got spanked last Sunday - but everyone knew that United was a work in progress at the very best.

I just got offered a new job that restricts my ability to work from home and stay with my dog. I get a raise but...I should tell them no right? To ensure we’re all on the same page : She’s a good dog.

Where do you stand on the best announcing in sports (across all networks/teams)? I feel soccer is the most consistent, the TNT NBA panel bringing basketball a pretty darn close second with NFL being dead last.

I’m still amazed at the format of this tournament and would love to see it recreated in another sports. Like the US asking a bunch of players to get together and come over to MetLife Stadium so they can get their asses kicked in football for example.

I’m going to Mexico in a week and it’s calling for rain all week. Any book recommendations that aren’t the hike? (sorry Drew I already bought it though!)