It’s pretty impressive how well he is transitioning into an outspoken leader in the community. Ali really struggled with it and finally came to a head with the draft. Jordan and Tiger both lamed out, Barkley is the living embodiment of survival bias, Kobe only cares about Kobe, and Shaq is just a little too close to…

Haven’t seen LeBron dunk on somebody that ferociously since he ended Jason Terry’s whole existence.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

This is a shitass take. ‘Why isn’t Neymar also the Xavi Hernandez replacement? He sux’.

If something is injured when I am scoring, it generally is just my pride

The Boston University School of Medicine and VA Boston Healthcare System set up a brain bank in 2008, where a requirement for donors was that they had experienced repeated head trauma.

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

But how will domestic violence be handled in 17776? Will there even be a punishment if the nanos protect anyone from injury?

“Holding, offense, number 63, 10 yard penalty, repeat 3rd down”

Prediction: Arsenal sell Giroud to Everton, Giroud outscores Lacazette.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

Saw Mayweather last year in, of all places, Panda Express in Vegas. I didn’t recognize this guy giving autographs and taking selfies with employees at first. He is really small (I’m 6'6") and young. You hear about how old he is in boxing years, but he’s still a fairly youthful 40 in people years.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

Ahman Green: Tough On Grease, and His Kids