Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

I guess Russell Westbrook really is the MVP.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

“Uh, preferably not like Brandon Knight?”

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

“Niko, Cousin! You want go Bowling?”

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

OKC was also first in the league in games won by three points or less, incidentally. And for comebacks of more than 15 points this season, as well, tying...the NBA.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans