Jesus! Is there anything that Donald Trump won’t leak?

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

He’s never been IN the black either.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

I guess Russell Westbrook really is the MVP.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

“Uh, preferably not like Brandon Knight?”

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

“Niko, Cousin! You want go Bowling?”