Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

OKC was also first in the league in games won by three points or less, incidentally. And for comebacks of more than 15 points this season, as well, tying...the NBA.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

This is terrible news for the Celtics, because now it’ll be extra embarrassing when they lose this series anyway.

He’s heading to Trump Tower over the weekend to discuss the Securities and Exchange Commission chairmanship.

“Where are you from?”

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

You missed the part where they instruct you to cut the bag open after use, put the used pulp in your compost, rinse the bag and put it in a box so you can save them up and mail them back to the company for recycling.

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.