We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

Would you feel better about things if you moved to the Shire and were among your people?

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Behold the glory of the NHL playoff format.

I just want to say that, as an owner, I’m extremely interested and am going to do everything in my power to get Sherman in a Packers uniform next season.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

Wait till you hear what they’re asking for in return for Mr. Peabody.

And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce…

Nice haircut, Alfalfa.

I think lions lack the cognitive functioning necessary to make qualitative comparisons with the various species that are their potential prey, and this is mistaken as indifference for the purposes of self-inflating analogies for the dimwitted.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

BAH BAH, JEEM

That Simmons quote should be example 1, 1A and 1B why his career path has taken a sharp downward turn of late. Who wants to read that word salad bullshite?

Bill Simmons ranted about Jessica Simpson like a drunk best friend talking shit about your ex-gf to make you feel like you made the right decision. Kirby Puckett with boobs line is ridiculous.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”