Should have gone with the law-talking guy.

Hip hop is the new protest music. One word for this guy.

I like to enjoy the dunks we have, and not the dunks we could have had, geraltcloud9.

“What a load of garbage. Fighting is an integral part of the game to protect your star players from taking cheap hits, like when we played the Red Wings during Gordie Howe’s rookie year and he leveled Maurice Richard with a cross check from behind. So Dick Irvin looks at me on the bench and gives me the nod to take…

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

Airports with the weirdiest demon eyed statues, ranked:

The internet works fast:

The dark horse option is they just follow George Thorogood on tour and play wherever he is for a few years.

London!

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

“If the fans would like us to stay there, we’d love to be there for that and possibly talk to them about extending it for maybe 2019 as well, and try to bring a championship back to Oakland.”

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

Why? They had the presidential race closer than most and got roasted for it, because you people are fucking stupid.

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Out of curiosity, would it be better or worse if they looked like ass that wasn’t from the ass factory? Like, homemade ass, or some sort of hippie organic free range ass or whatever.

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

Bonds had an OBP of .480 in his final season, his age-42 season, and not one single MLB