Wow, so now cornerbacks can’t even yell and wave their arms without getting called for interference.

Several teams have expressed interest, but the dog’s agent has made it clear his client will only play for Lindy Ruff.

Are you honestly going to fire your hall-of-fame coach who wins your conference every year because he doesn’t win a title in the strangeness that is March Madness? It would be like Kansas firing bill self. It might make sense professionally, but not in college.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

West Virginia watched and shouted at the tv screen, “Hey! They’re cheating! You’re not allowed to score any points in the final 30 seconds of the game!”

He is a genuinely good kid in a sport that’s filled with some absolute animals.

They’re traveling for free on a employee pass... There’s different standards when you get it free from the an employee (which then you do represent the company even if you don’t know it) rather than when you paid for your seat.

This was all fantastic, up until the last paragraph where you instructed the reader to grab a potato roll, some dill pickle, some honey, etc, and make a fried chicken sandwich.

Pop would love this kid.

That was literally one of the best sports questions I have heard.

Having sat in a few of these post-game pressers, and watched a ton more, NOTHING is more insulting to the profession than the beat reporter who clearly already has decided exactly what their story is about and asks for a quote to fill the space they’ve allotted for one.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

“9. Google Play Music”

I read pissed as a verb in that headline.

I never knew I wanted to see Skip Bayless murdered on live television until now. Though, in a way, I think I always suspected I did.

Related: last time these guys went on strike was 30 years ago.

they tweaked weather transitions to be faster so that the player never sees anything below a certain level of quality