Sadly the island in question is Revis Island which these days has many many visitors.

Your prize may literally be more valuable

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

First thought: King Baby Cakes meets Rule 34.

This wouldn’t be the first time Beasley’s knee ended up in the completely wrong place.

/Trump checks Twitter, watches video of the injury

Beasley is so lucky. Now he gets paid to not work while living the high life in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

It’s clear the Kings only have to move up one space.

+1

Given his numbers you might say that Bishop going to the Kings is a lateral move, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to Bishop it can only be diagonal.

Sure, Tampa’s GM is a genius, yet when I get caught unloading the Bishop in an NHL arena I’m some kind of a pervert.

Yeah, he was a real boss.

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

Ranadive: Hey DeMarcus, what do you think about a trade for Buddy Hield?

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.