Wenger has always been very fourthright.

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

Rumspringa training.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a buddy.

We’re going to have to let you go, Norm.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

Let’s make a deal. Get rid of every unnecessary government agency, expenditure, subsidy, tax break and handout. Basically cut everything that is not essential to the operation of the federal government. Then, get rid of/stop enforcing laws that don’t need to exist. Use the budget surplus to pay off some of the…

I have a three-year-old son with autism, a 10-month-old son, and a couple of anti-vaxxer in-laws.

I know, but I made an executive decision: Smallpox is funnier than acellular pertussis.

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

I’m no expert but judging by the thousands of videos online, it seems UPS drivers don’t actually like to walk and prefer just throwing the packages as soon as they can.

So the driver is trapped in the truck — feeding package pellets to a drone —- dreaming of being able to walk (outside) the package to the customer door.

The studio will make money.