I’m very happy that she’s overcome her illness to become the most colorful pimp in all of St Louis

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

On a 16-hour flight, I watched The Accountant; Dr. Strange: The Magnificent Seven; Kingsmen; and John Wick. The body count on this flight was astronomical .

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

“I knocked both of these motherfuckers out! Both of them! They both sleep! Shut up before I knock your ass out next!”

Hi, I’m Deadspin’s editor and the answer is “Absolutely not.” The reasons why should be pretty obvious, but the most basic one is this: Competitive gaming is a sport (there is absolutely nothing in the world that bores me more than stupid arguments over whether something is a sport, so I’ll just say this: it’s…

The kid has to learn to take a Pedigree properly if he ever wants to make it in the world.

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

You heard it from Lewis. He wasn’t hurt, he just had to take a shit. I hear that excuse from my four year old nephew all the time, that’s not unusual.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.

I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

another man arrived to assist Revis.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.