max1103
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I was hesitant to take this out of the greys, but damn, man, this take is scorching hot and just keeps getting hotter.

“I’m interested in a powerful position in government and I’m willing to bribe you with a baseball team.”

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

Just some pals doing some grunts.

...they divorced in 2014, shortly after his NFL career ended.

He’s well within the rules to do that. Cut the man some slacks.

Do you mean jeopardizing the health of his best player by playing him a ton of minutes every game?

You go all the way to Montana to suck a guy off, you want credit for your work.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.

That’s the worst punishment he could have received.

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

Soon we’ll all need Coyotes to lead us into Canada.

What an asshole.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

Adopted son, very likely abused by Dad. Not excusing his actions but he was created by his farther. He deserves any sentence he gets but in addition to that, any sentence he gets should be tacked onto Jerry’s as well.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Here you go

Nothing says George Michael like a slow, depressing song and no movement.

Two months ago I was fired from my job for sexually harassing my boss but at a minor league hockey game yesterday I caught a t-shirt from the t-shirt cannon despite being in the nosebleeds. Redemption truly is a long and winding road, but it is rewarding.