When asked how the NFL will respond to these claims, Goodell is quoted as saying “Wycheck?”

Can’t wait to hear what Frederick Douglas thinks about all this.

McCourty said he believed attending the event is a personal choice and “I can’t imagine a way I go there.”

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

This is a really horrible take.

And with that, Julio Jones’ incredible performance is turned into the equivalent of a pat on the head and a ‘you did good, too!’, which sucks, because he was fucking incredible last night.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

He says revenue comes from podcasts. Podcasts generally make $15 to $20 per 1000 downloads (which is a very good number compared to other forms of media) He says “The Ringer NBA show is like 140,000, 150,000 listeners per show. Channel 33’s like 125,000 per show. Ringer NFL is like almost 100,000.” Let’s say they…

Marshawn Lynch - “I’m looking for someone with some melanin, you know?”

I can’t wait for the game of one-on-one after practice to settle the LeBron-vs.-Jordan debate once and for all.

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

John Daly is Fucked Up Again, Enters Tournament

All jokes aside, is this guy going to be able to walk in 10 years? He’s got more backbackback issues than Chris Berman.

Since Timmy used to play for the Knicks I think we can agree that this counts as the highlight of the Knicks season thus far

I guess you could say the Hawks did it the Hardaway.

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

I’m not in comedy. I’m in the Deadspin comments section, and have been for like 8 years or something. This is what happens here. Go away.