The plot for Strange Brew 2 just wasn’t anywhere near as inspired.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

HUNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt is still waiting on Line 1.

LA struggling to fill their stadium or get TV ratings is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard. They didn’t fill their stadiums in the 90's. Not sure why anybody thought they would now.

God, the schadenfreude will be palpable if NFL owners end up paying for a new San Diego stadium after the publicly-funded option was soundly rejected. Perhaps this will embolden municipalities everywhere.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

As soon as the Knicks are good enough to get a 3-1 lead in the playoffs, I’m sure they’ll blow it.

Anybody else watching this game said to themselves, “I bet Hunter Renfrow will be on the goddamn Patriots after college.”

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

“BUT THAT WAS A PICK!”

“What’s attendance mean?”

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

Alien abduction for sure. That or he tore an ACL getting into the car and wasn’t wearing his life alert pendant.