In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

The lard is with thee.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

I am the fit boy doing a few air squats in the mirror and then casually stretching my quads one leg at a time and grimacing for 30 minutes. I have programmed the bike and I am pedaling. There is a bank of televisions. On a cosmic timescale, I am already dead. When I have consumed my recovery shake, you will know that…

yeah hamilton really showed the two ppl who spent like 100 words blowing a gasket after his 10000 word own. my dudes this is a banner year for owns we do not need to worry about efficiency

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.”

instead of cosplay as soccer players you should use the proper term: Full Kit Wanker

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

I’m sure Habs fans will do something special, Barry.

It’s a process very similar to the email of the week.

I’m allowed to read “fuck,” “shit,” and “cocksucker” in any given article on Deadspin. I can read about an NFL security guard masturbating near a line of cheerleaders. I can watch a video of a guy eating a girl’s asshole in a Buffalo parking lot, and watch while a lady gives a man head in the bleachers of FedEx field.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

Well don’t you sound like a bag of dicks.