My favorite so far today.

Deadspin still has the best Twitter reply to Donald Trump.

THIS IS KOTAKU PLS STICK TO VIDEO GAMES

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

The lard is with thee.

+1 shitting bear

Did anyone hear this?

Paul Walker thought he had found one

2017 is already claiming victims.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Waiting for Google?

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

I am the fit boy doing a few air squats in the mirror and then casually stretching my quads one leg at a time and grimacing for 30 minutes. I have programmed the bike and I am pedaling. There is a bank of televisions. On a cosmic timescale, I am already dead. When I have consumed my recovery shake, you will know that…

yeah hamilton really showed the two ppl who spent like 100 words blowing a gasket after his 10000 word own. my dudes this is a banner year for owns we do not need to worry about efficiency

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.”